Everything sucks. Everything.

You know, I draw a lot of boys kissing, yet my pageviews are still under 10,000. What's with that? Hahahahaha, I'm a contradiction to the common conception of boys love = pageviews and popularity. I'm still hanging out alone, drawing viewless pictures of man love. It's funny, I'm not complaining, I'm just sayin'.

I've been all sorry for myself for the past like two weeks, the past couple days especially. But I'm feeling better right now. It's good. I went for a walk at midnight and stuff, drove with reckless abandon, you know, usually things that are dangerous in some way make you feel better.

Also, I got a tattoo about 5 days ago. It's the Konoha leaf on my wrist. Totally geeky, I really know this. But, it kinda represents a time in my life where I had very little to worry about. Still got an allowance, had all my friends with no problems, didn't really care about what I looked like, went to like 5 concerts in a year. Now all I worry about is whether my boss is going to find out about the endless discounts that I give to my friends, and whether or not guys think my ass wiggles the right amount. For some reason I have a complex about the latter. Kristina has a nice wiggle. ;D

I'm gross!

Does anyone want to request anything for me to draw? I'll do it for free, no strings attached, it'll probably be ugly and have skinny boys in it somewhere, but I'm bored. lol!

I'm going to spray it with my perfume a bit before I give it back. That's my masterplan. He's gonna smell it and be like, "Woah. We'd better get married."

...So I'm not very good at this "boy" stuff. I was driving with him and nearly hit a fucking truck. He wasn't very impressed. ):

I don't want to go to work, I just want to pretend that money comes without any sort of effort. Someone put me in their will and then die of natural causes. I'm talking to you, Donald Trump.

I'm very giddy.

I'm very happy.

I don't like letting people down. I'm sorry.

I'm making a dating sim. I've always wanted to. Now it's going to become a reality. Not like one of those ones that you answer like three questions and then there's some racy and disturbing hentai scene, just because the creator wanted to draw boobies bouncing. No man, this is going to be so much fun. IT'S GOING TO BE BADASS.

So yeah.

...it'sgoingtobenarutoshutupilikeitsuckadick.butipromiseitwon'tbejustsasukeandnaruto. YOU CAN CHOOSE GIRLS OOOOOOOR BOYS!



I don't have to draw well. I just have to have sparkly eyes. At least, that's what I've heard. *pukes*


...I'm never going to finish this. XD


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Also, I've been watching Paris Hilton's New BFF. At first it was because there was nothing else on. Now it's because it's hilariously entertaining. "Omg, Paris. You're such a wonderful and great person, we would totally click. We have so much in common, like eating." ...I'm not joking, that actually happened. Plus there's a stalker girl that they let on the show for kicks. She's absolutely nutso. Like fucking crazy. "You're so sexy. You're hot. I'd follow you to the end os the earth, Paris. Seriously. *twitch* AHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!"

...It's kinda funny. A little.

Now I have to do my homework. GAY GAY GAY.

MY TEACHER IS GAY

YOU'RE GAY

PARIS HILTON IS GAY.